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"Yes, yes. I don't need the stupid automated message thing...anyways! I am the Narrator. If you wish to speak to me, leave a message. If I deem it relevant, than you might get an answer back. If not...well, word it better next time, why don't you. Or, better yet, don't bother me at all."